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Jammy
05-06-06, 10:52 AM
Will post this later on Myspace, but wanted to share it with you all first so you could know how i feel when i sit alone in a dark room.

Life, a poem by Jeffk.
==============

I wish i was a viking,
Who sailed the northern seas,
Id rape and pillage all day long,
But never eat my peas.

I wish i was a pirate,
The searched for buried gold,
Im come in late at dinner time,
and let my peas go cold.

I wish a was a ninja,
A man for all to fear,
and when my mum said 'EAT YOUR PEAS!',
id simply dissapear.

I wish i was the President,
Of the U.S.A
Id pass a law to outlaw peas,
and eat cake everyday.


Thanks for listening, i feel so much better now.

Vouz
05-06-06, 11:21 AM
I've believe we've just witnessed the beginning of something great!

Kir
05-06-06, 12:03 PM
ahhhhhh emo!!!

hmm.

Emo poetry thread ftw.

The Pea: by Kir

The Pea sits,
alone,
unloved and rejected by,
the Knife,
of Fate.

The Pea sits,
surrounded by gravy,
drowning,
lost in the Plate,
of Hate.

The Pea sits,
bullied,
by sweetcorn,
cruel seed of,
the Jolly Green Giant.

The Pea sits,
awaiting death,
that comes by swift,
prongs,
of Stainless Steel.

The Pea is gone,
a void remains,
dark emptyness,
the Fork rejoices,
the Pea unmade.

Jammy
05-06-06, 12:10 PM
mines better, yours is just ghey

Kir
05-06-06, 12:39 PM
/throws peas
//sulks

Heph
05-06-06, 12:40 PM
/peas on kir.

Zaepha
05-06-06, 01:30 PM
All about the oranges! (http://www.buzznet.com/buzzwords/emo/video/11707/)

gabrielle
05-06-06, 01:56 PM
Jeffk should mention something about the Hoff, then that poem would be uber!!!
:P

Jammy
05-06-06, 02:07 PM
Ode to my Warrior
============

I rolled myself a warrior
I thought it would be fun
To wave around a great big sword
and shoot stuff with a gun.

I levelled him to 60
And all along the way
I picked up all the needed tricks
In fact i learned2play

I started getting blue gear
He started getting strong
At last id found the warcraft class
Id wanted all along

I could take a such beating
And dish out damage to
And so we started Molten core
With gear of green and blue

I started getting epix
They came from everywhere
From Molten core and Dragons
We geared for Blackwing Lair

But then i noticed something
Not everything was fine
At every single patch day
Id hear my brothers whine

At first i thought it silly
Its really not that bad
So Mortal strike was imba
Its no need to be sad

And so i switched to Prot spec
I thought it'd be a laugh
But come next happy patch day
My def got cut in half

I started to get grumpy
But thought id percivere
And what comes with next patch day?
They ruined AE fear.

I started to get Angry
Its happened more than once
Why do you nerf us every patch.
Blizzard you Fucking CUNTS!

If im so overpowered
Then blizz please tell me why
Each time i meet a caster
I always fucking Die

My armor is expensive
Consumables are to
Palys and locks get free mounts
cheers for that blizz, FUCK YOU

Now one thing keeps me going
despite your damn nerf bat
I didnt roll a night elf
Hooray, Thank Fuck for that!

Poweredge
05-06-06, 02:15 PM
Sheer brilliance. :)

Narve
05-06-06, 02:16 PM
Sheer brilliance. :)

Can only agree :)

Since
05-06-06, 02:46 PM
perverse...


i mean persevere

Vallon
05-06-06, 03:09 PM
that was great

Kir
05-06-06, 03:26 PM
There once was a warrior named Jeff,
Who fancied a druid called Heph,
They farmed together,
In kinky studded leather,
And each week had a threesome with Nef.


:?

:D

>_>

Jammy
05-06-06, 03:28 PM
There once was a druid called Kir
Who when asked what sex he'd prefer
He said I dont mind
So long as i find
Its body is covered in Fur.

Zaepha
05-06-06, 03:31 PM
As we drift in to limericks, I'd like to share what I consider to be a gift to poetry and indeed all mankind! It is a poem by Safer, which when I heard it moved me to my very core:

There once was a valkyrie called Safer
at FL services her Spinal was mortal
Belly tried to hold it while Safer sleeping
without arms and legs finished in hospital

Kir
05-06-06, 03:39 PM
lawl good stuff ^^

Jammy
05-06-06, 03:40 PM
As we drift in to limericks, I'd like to share what I consider to be a gift to poetry and indeed all mankind! It is a poem by Safer, which when I heard it moved me to my very core:

There once was a valkyrie called Safer
at FL services her Spinal was mortal
Belly tried to hold it while Safer sleeping
without arms and legs finished in hospital

Thats fantastic. :D

I tried translating it back to spanish with Babelfish but it still made no sense :)

Umbra
05-06-06, 05:44 PM
ROFL.

"Crazy. She go Crazy!"



http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/25/icon_cover2_nov26,0.jpg

Raichu
05-06-06, 11:55 PM
rofl, what a way to brighten up my shiity day :lol:

Hammerspice
06-06-06, 06:31 AM
=D>

Genius..............................fagort !

Irishboy
06-06-06, 09:59 PM
ROFL, thats the funniest shit ive seen this week, wtf is with the pea poems? ?

Invigiator
07-06-06, 03:49 PM
The game is fun
As blizzard claims
But we must have our say.
On Heph, his alt.s and healing pot.s
On nefarian and drakes,
On why we have to grind so much,
And whether Jeff is bumgay.

Jammy
07-06-06, 03:54 PM
Stick to wearing polonecks and smoking a pipe you exestential fool.

0.31/10

Invigiator
07-06-06, 04:57 PM
That's existential ... as in the concept that things simply exist.
Also mixing fractions and decimals, although not a defining feature of being bumgay, does go some way to answering the question.

Since
07-06-06, 06:02 PM
roffel

0.31
-----
10

need I say more?

Invigiator
08-06-06, 09:22 AM
31/1000 or 0.031 please :roll: