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Starbubbs
10-10-06, 09:35 AM
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search for absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there
are 3 sides to every triangle.'

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."

:stupid:

Katamari
10-10-06, 09:37 AM
lal :D

Pleun
10-10-06, 12:59 PM
http://www.cirial.com/upload/files/2/6dcbc6e3efa08cb4a42809a122502220.jpg

THREAD HIJACK CAT

Since
10-10-06, 02:01 PM
fat kitty

Sikosh
10-10-06, 02:40 PM
pure gOLD

five
10-10-06, 02:41 PM
i laughed out loud at that !


... then punched myself hard in the face for doing it, shame on me. :D

Atzuko
11-10-06, 11:02 AM
Rofl1one

Definately worth a chuckle ^^

Atz

Hrotti
11-10-06, 03:57 PM
hahah

I lolīd

Belvarn
13-10-06, 08:02 AM
Lol :-D

Yorick
13-10-06, 08:18 AM
I'm a fan :D