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01-12-06, 12:18 PM
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01-12-06, 04:49 PM
Review by Lord of the Milk, December 1, 2006

Hi friends. My name is Popo Deepdelver (yes, you have been worshiping a god whose real name is Popo) and this one time, the Dark Lord Sauron decided he wanted to defeat the United Federation of Planets with the Death Star the Oompa Loompas made for him. What he didn't count on was this milk. OMG LOLZORZ it is fantastic! We hobbits like to add cheap beer and vodka to it for a tasty treat. What Sauron didn't know, was that this amazing milk is also a Death Star antidote. One sip, and you are immune to awesome power of the Dark Side. It also freshens your breath with that tasticular cancer-causing milk smell. Sweet Jesus on a stick (no pun intended).