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Kir
31-10-05, 12:46 AM
I met God earlier... and we had a little chat!

Me:
oh my god!

God:
I see. Your god?

Me:
yes of course

God:
It goes without saying. What kind is it?

Me:
mmmm purple!

God:
What do you have that is purple?

Me:
It's a secret

God:
I will keep it just between you and me, .

Me:
But what if word gets out?

God:
Try it and see.

Me:
I'm scared though

God:
Oh. What are you scared of?

Me:
! Haven't you been listening?

God:
No I don't think I have been listening. Have you?

Me:
... now you're just being silly

God:
Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly.

Me:
God is a robot????

God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

Me:
but... aren't you God?

God:
But what? Yes, I am God.

Me:
but I thought I was God too! You said so earlier!

God:
Where were you God too? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:
grrrrr

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.


http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


:twisted: